ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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