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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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