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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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