ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every summit sends a very strong signal.
The planet keeps not receiving it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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