ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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