ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The pothole is on the list.
The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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