ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The return to office is completely optional.
So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet there you are, ranked 41st. They're "reviewing" 41st.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
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