ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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