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You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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