ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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