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WEDNESDAY, 5 JULY 1961
A full review is ongoing.
Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review to live.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
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