ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both sides declared victory.
The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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