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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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