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Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
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- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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