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Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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