ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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