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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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