ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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