ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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