ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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