ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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