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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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