ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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