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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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