ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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