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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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