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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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