ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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