ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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