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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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