ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
AI agrees with you more than any human ever has.
That's not wisdom. That's a well-mannered hostage with a monthly subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
SEND ME ONE DEPRESSING THOUGHT EVERY MORNING
One quote. Every morning. Delivered before coffee, when you are weakest and the day has not yet had the chance to disappoint you itself.
No spam. Just disappointment. Unsubscribe whenever you regain hope.