ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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