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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
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- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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