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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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