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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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