ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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