ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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