ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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