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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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