ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The pothole is on the list.
The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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