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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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