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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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