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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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