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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
SATURDAY, 20 JUNE 1964
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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