ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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