ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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