ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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