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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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