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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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