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It was not free to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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